Career Spotlight: Hostessing

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A “hostess” is someone who does things and talks to people and wipes surfaces. This job requires either little to no education or a Bachelor’s degree/possibly some grad studies. It really depends.

Sometimes, hostesses dress like this.

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And sometimes they dress like this.

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But regardless of their outer appearance, hostesses should always remember to:

  • bring people to their assigned tables
  • look hot
  • provide guests with menus
  • be nice to children, even though children are annoying
  • tolerate moderately drunk people
  • wipe things
  • smile
  • make things look pretty

If you enjoy doing things and smiling, this could be your dream job. Or not.

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