This diet is super easy. It keeps you hydrated during the summer and soooo skinny at the same time.
What you will need:
- whole watermelon
Get your maid or house-keeper or mom or whoever to cut the watermelon because knives are dangerous, especially when you’ve taken a lot of Xanax. While they’re doing this, pour yourself a glass of vodka. Drink the vodka.
Finally, once it’s been cut up, eat one piece of watermelon every 2-4 hours. It’s genius.