The Watermelon Diet.

Hey guys.

This diet is super easy. It keeps you hydrated during the summer and soooo skinny at the same time.

What you will need:

  • whole watermelon
  • vodka


Get your maid or house-keeper or mom or whoever to cut the watermelon because knives are dangerous, especially when you’ve taken a lot of Xanax. While they’re doing this, pour yourself a glass of vodka. Drink the vodka.

Finally, once it’s been cut up, eat one piece of watermelon every 2-4 hours. It’s genius.

You’re welcome.



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