So if anyone was sober enough to watch the entire Italy vs. whoever game yesterday, they would know that Italy won the game 4-2. This means that people are going to be wearing a lot of blue, drinking a lot and screaming obscenities for the next God-knows how long.
People lose their shit when Italy wins and while I realize that Italy is awesome, I started to wonder what it is that people love about the Italian team. I went out into the field and interviewed some people (just kidding, I texted people this question and then they texted me back) and this is what they had to say:
L: So why do you think Italy is such a great team? How do you feel about Italy winning the game yesterday?
Franc: (No answer)
Anat: Well, to be honest I didn’t watch the game. But I’m happy so many Italians are happy.
Sara: Cause they’re sexy.
Amanda: Yeah I didn’t watch it.
Elisa: I think it’s sex.
And so, it all makes sense now and I totally understand why Italy is the favourite. Stay tuned-the Italy vs. Germany game is on June 28th!